Objection (Tango)
Words and Music by: Shakira 

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused isn't fixable
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care 
If I'm alive or dead 

So objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again 
No way I've got to get away

Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal
That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible
But you gotta know small things also count
You better put your feet on the ground
And see what it's about

Objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle 
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again 
No way I've got to get away

I wish there was a chance for you and me
I wish you couldn't find a place to be
Away from here

This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic
Tango is not for three
Was never meant to be 

But you can try it
Rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me boy

Objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
And you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle 
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again 
No way I've got to get away

Underneath Your Clothes
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Lester Mendez

You're a song 
Written by the hands of god
Don't get me wrong cause 
This might sound to you a bit odd
But you own the place
Where all my thoughts go hiding
And right under your clothes
Is where I find them 
Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story 
There's the man I chose 
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to lie
Because of you
I'm running out of reasons to cry
When the friends are gone
When the party's over 
We will still belong to each other 

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story 
There's the man I chose 
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

I love you more than all that's on the planet
Movin' talkin' walkin' breathing
You know it's true 
Oh baby it's so funny
You almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the celing
Like a lady to her good manners
I'm tied up to this feeling

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story 
There's the man I chose 
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

Whenever, Wherever
Words by: Shakira and Gloria M. Estefan 
Music by: Shakira and Tim Mitchell

Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence 
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river 

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
At your feet
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
And that's the deal my dear

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Think out loud
Say it again

Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes.

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You've got me head over heals
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Rules
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Lester Mendez

You have to swear
You've got love to love me 
aah aah
That will last forever
aah aah
We must have a story
Aah aah 
With a happy ending 
So don't ever go away
And never put aside
The things I'm gonna say
Cause these are the rules for us

Use your eyes 
Only to look at me
Use your mouth
Only to kiss my lips
We are branches of the same old tree

You can laugh
Only if you laugh with me
You can cry
Only if you cry for me
Don't forget that you're condemned to me

Oh can't you see
You always were
You'll always be

You used to say
I should see a doctor
Aah aah
Who would keep me busy
Aah aah

Cause a jealous woman
Never makes it easy

Ahh, ahh
And you know I'll do for us
Whatever seems right
But it may take awhile
Before I change the rules

Use your eyes 
Only to look at me
Use your mouth
Only to kiss my lips
We are branches of the same old tree

You can laugh
Only if you laugh with me
You can cry
Only if you cry for me
Don't forget that you're condemned to me

Oh can't you see
You always were 
You'll always be

The One
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Glen Ballard

So I find a reason to shave my legs
Each single morning
So I count on someone
Friday nights to take me dancing
And then to church on Sundays
To plant more dreams
And someday think of kids
Or maybe just to save a little money 
You're the one I need
The way back home is always long
But if you're close to me
I'm holding on
You're the one I need
My real life has just begun
Cause there's nothing like
Your smile made of sun
In a world full of strangers
You're the one I know

So I learn to cook
And finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia

To buy more thongs
And write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone

You're the one I need
The way back home is always long
But if you're close to me
I'm holding on
You're the one I need
My real life has just begun
Cause there's nothing like
Your smile made of sun

You're the one I need
You're the one I need
With you my real life has just begun
You're the one I need
Nothing like your smile made of sun
Nothing like your love
Nothing like your love
Nothing like your love

Ready for the Good Times
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Lester Mendez

I don't wanna clear the cobwebs from my head
Time will bring them back I bet
So if you hear me say that I believe in love 
Don't make me feel ashamed 
I used to sing the saddest songs
And while in the meantime roaches used to climb my 
Door
Falling back down to the floor 
I used to read survival guides 
When my world was full of seven legged cats
But here I am with eight more lives
I'm ready for the good times
I'm ready for the good times
Ready to get it on
I'm ready for the good times
I'm ready for the good times
Now that I'm not alone
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh
You know It
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh
You better not 
Ignore it 

I don't wanna look at fashion magazines
While someone does my nails
Sitting here watching other people live
Frozen by the fear to fail
Cause, everyday there's a war to fight 
And if I win or lose never mind
As long as you're my shelter every night
I used to cry against a wall
But now I've got a shoulder that I can lean on
Swear to me you won't be gone

I'm ready for the good times
I'm ready for the good times
Ready to get it on

I'm ready for the good times
I'm ready for the good times
Now that I'm not alone

Instrumental

Fool
By Shakira and Brendan Buckley

Tell me lies, slap me on the face, just...
Improvise, do something really clever,
That'll make me hate your name forever 
You might swear, you'd never touch a lady
Well, let me say, you're not too far from 
Maybe
Every day you find new ways to hurt me

But I can't help it if I'm just a fool
Always having my heart set on you
`Till the time you start changing the rules
I'll keep chasing the soles of your shoes
ahh, fool

God resigned, from hearing my old story
Every night, I'm paying hell for glory
I'm embarrassed but I'm much more sorry

All this pain, begins to feel like 
Pleasure
With my tears, you'd make a sea a desert
Salt my wounds and I'll keep saying thank 
You

But I can't help it if I'm just a fool
Always having my heart set on you
`Till the time you start changing the rules,
I'll keep chasing the soles of your shoes
Ahh, fool

Te Dejo Madrid
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira, Tim Mitchell and George Noriega

Si ya es hora de esconder
Del mundo el dolor
Bajo la piel
Mбs se que estarй bien 
Los gatos como yo caen de pie 
No quiero
Jugar mi suerte por ti
No puedo
Con V pequeсa vivir
Pronto estarй de aquн 
Muy muy lejos

Ay me voy otra vez
Ahi te dejo Madrid
Tus rutinas de piel
Y tus ganas de huir
Yo no quiero cobardes
Que me hagan sufrir
Mejor le digo adiуs
A tu boca de aniz

Si ya es hora de limpiar
Las manchas de miel 
Sobre el mantel
Yo nunca supe actuar 
Y mis labios se ven
Muertos de sed

No quiero dejarlo todo a lazar
Entiendo 
Que he comenzado a estorbar
Pronto estarй de ti
Muy muy lejos

Ay me voy otra vez
Ahi te dejo Madrid
Tus rutinas de piel
Y tus ganas de huir
Yo no quiero cobardes
Que me hagan sufrir
Mejor le digo adiуs 

A tu boca de aniz

Poem to a Horse
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Luis F. Ochoa

You're too far to bring you close
And too high to see below
Just hangin' on your daily dose 
I know you never needed anyone
But the rolling papers for your grass
How can you give what you don't have

You keep on aiming for the 
And quit before you sweat a drop
Feed your empty brain
With your hydroponic pot
Start out playing with yourself
You get more fun within your shell
Nice to meet you but I gotta go my way

I'll leave again `cause I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more

I rather eat my soup with a fork
Or drive a cab in New York
`Cause to talk to you is harder work

So what's the point of wasting all my words
If it's just the same or even worse
Than reading poems to a horse

You keep on aiming for the 
And quit before you sweat a drop
Feed your empty brain
With your hydroponic pot
I bet you'll find someone like you
`Cause there's a foot for every shoe
I wish you luck but I've other things to do

I'll leave again `cause I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more

Que Me Quedes Tu
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Luis F. Ochoa

Que se arruinen los canales de noticias 
Con lo mucho que odio la televisiуn
Que se vuelvan anticuadas las sonrisas 
Y se extingan todas las puestas de sol
Que se supriman las doctrinas y deberes
Que se terminen las pelнculas de acciуn
Que se destruyan en el mundo los placeres
Y que se escriba hoy una ъltima canciуn 

Pero que me quedes tъ y me quede tu abrazo
Y el beso que inventas cada dнa
Y que me quede aquн despuйs del ocaso 
Para siempre tu melancolнa
Porque yo si que dependo de ti
Y si me quedas tъ
Me queda la vida
Que desaparezcan todos los vecinos
Y se coman las sobras de mi inocencia
Que se vayan uno a uno los amigos
Y acribillen mi pedazo de conciencia
Que se consuman las palabras en los labios
Que contaminen todo el agua del planeta
O que renuncien los filбntropos y sabios
Y que se muera hoy hasta el ъltimo poeta

Eyes Like Yours (Ojos Asн)
English Lyrics by: Gloria M. Estefan 
Music by: Shakira, Pablo Flores and Javier Garza

Oh, you know I have seen
A sky without sun
A man with no nation
Saints, captive in chains
A song with no name
For lack of imagination 
Ya he...
And I have seen
Darker than ebony
Ya he...
And now it seems, that I
Without your eyes could never be

My one desire, all I aspire
Is in your eyes forever to live
Traveled all over; the seven oceans
There is nothing that I wouldn't give
Came from Bahrein, got to Beruit
Looking for someone comparing to you
Tearing down windows and doors
And I could not find eyes like yours

Came from Bahrein, got to Beruit
Looking for someone comparing to you
Tearing down windows and doors
And I could not find eyes like yours

Oh, I have just seen
A woman of means
In rags and begging some for pleasure
Crossed a river of salt
Just after I rode
A ship that's sunk in the desert

Ya he...
And I have seen
Darker than ebony
Ya he...
And now it seems, that I
Without your eyes could never be

My one desire, all I aspire
Is in your eyes forever to live
Traveled all over; the seven oceans
There is nothing that I wouldn't give
Came from Bahrein, got to Beruit
Looking for someone comparing to you
Tearing down windows and doors
And I could not find eyes like yours

Came from Bahrein, got to Beruit
Looking for someone comparing to you
Tearing down windows and doors
And I could not find eyes like yours

Suerte (Whenever, Wherever)
Words by: Shakira 
Music by: Shakira and Tim Mitchell

Suerte que en el Sur hayas nacido,
Y que burlemos las distancias 
Suerte que es haberte conocido,
Y por ti amar tierras extraсas

Yo puedo escalar los Andes,
Solo, por ir a contar tus lunares

Contigo celebro y sufro todu,
Mis alegrнas y mis males

Lero lorebray...sabes que
Estoy a tus pies.

Contigo mi vida,
Quiero vivir la vida.
Y lo que me queda de vida,
Quiero vivir contigo.

Suerte que es tener labios sinceros,
Para besarte con mбs ganas

Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeсos, 
Y no los confundas con montaсas

Suerte que heredй las piernas firmes,
Para correr si un dнa hace falta

Y estos dos ojos que me dicen,
Que han de llorar cuando te vayas

Lero lorebray...sabes que,
Estoy a tus pies

Contigo, mi vida
Quiero vivir la vida.
Y lo que me queda de vida,
Quiero vivir contigo

Lero lorebray...sabes que,
Estoy a tus pies
Lero lorebray
La felicidad tiene tu nombre y tu piel

Contigo, mi vida
Quiero vivir la vida.
Y lo que me queda de vida,
Quiero vivir contigo

Ya sabes mi vida, estoy hasta el cuello por ti,
Y si sientes algo asн, quiero que te quedes junto a mн.

Te Aviso, Te Anuncio (Tango)
Words and Music by: Shakira 

Nunca pensй que doliera el amor asi, 
Cuando se entierra en el medio de un no 
Y un si
Es un dнa ella y otro dнa yo
Me estбs dejando sin corazуn
Y cero de razуn 
Ay te aviso y te anuncio que hoy renuncio
A tus negocios sucios 
Ya sabes que estoy de ti vacunada
A prueba de patadas
Por ti me quedй como Mona Lisa
Sin llanto y sin sonrisa
Que el Cielo y tu madre cuiden de ti
Me voy serб mejor asн.

Sй que olvidarte no es asunto sencillo
Te me clavaste en el cuerpo como un 
Cuchillo
Pero todo lo que entra ha de salir
Y los que estбn tendrбn que partir
Empezando por mi

Ay te aviso y te anuncio que hoy renuncio
A tus negocios sucios
Ya sabes que estoy de ti vacunada
A prueba de patadas
Por ti me quedй como Mona Lisa
Sin llanto y sin sonrisa
Que el Cielo y tu madre cuiden de ti
Me voy,

Talvez tъ no eras ese para mн
No sй cуmo se puede ya vivir
Queriendo asi

RAP
Estan patйtico, neurуtico, satнrico y sicуtico 
Tu no lo ves
El tango no es de a tres
Ahi voy planeando escapar y me sale al reves
Pero voy a intentarlo una y otra vez voy

Ay te aviso y te anuncio que hoy renuncio
A tus negocios sucios
Por ti me quedй como Mona Lisa
Sin llanto y sin sonrisa
Te aviso que estoy de ti vacunada
Que no me importa nada
Que el Cielo y tu madre cuiden de ti
Ya me voy, ya me fui, es mejor asн